“This is so dated.”
Technically, the second after you purchase anything, it becomes dated. In reality, something’s only dated if it was a pretty big piece of crap to begin with.
Do you actually mean historical? Old? Vintage? Classic? Retro?
“I am gonna pee my pants.”
Thanks for the warning regarding your bladder control issue.
“I need my man cave.”
Great, it’s in your own apartment.